Die, Mommie, Die (2003)

Take what Todd Haynes did for Sirkian melodrama with "Far From Heaven," add a generous dollop of campy humor, throw in a drag queen in full effect and you've got "Die, Mommie, Die." That recipe seems the obvious choice for drag artist Charles Busch who just a couple of years ago harkened back to the late 50's and early 60's "Beach" movies and "Gidget" films with the hilarious lampoon "Psycho Beach Party." Busch amps up his campy brand of humor here to spoof 50's melodrama, like those fabulous soft-focus films of Douglas Sirk, and in doing so creates a hilarious and delightful comedy that harkens back to those kitschy classics with as much warmth as mockery.
  
Busch, looking like a crazy cross between Jane Wyman, Eve Arden and, well, a drag queen, plays the aptly named Angela Arden, a former pop singer whose marriage and career are on the rocks, as are her afternoon cocktails. Angela is trapped in a loveless marriage to Sol (Phillip Baker Hall) so she turns to her frisky young paramour, Tony, played with perfect Tab Hunter-esque smoldering sexiness by Jason Preistly. Meanwhile, Angela must also contend with a daddy's girl daughter (Natasha Lyonne) and a pot-head gay son. 
 
Now, I've seen a lot of films and I've seen a lot of cute boys in films. And I've seen a lot of cute boys play gay characters in films. But no one has ever been as stunning and as adorable as Stark Sands as the son, Lance, is here. Imagine if Michelangelo lived on Venice Beach in the 70's and got to sculpt a living demigod for the next YMCA video and you've got an idea of just how irresistible Stark Sands is. This boy is more than hot, he is incendiary. Never mind the fact the he can act with as much fake melodrama and hilarious camp as anyone this side of Hollywood Boulevard, Sands is a pin-up boy come to life, a real life boy whose every image will make you shiver in appreciation. Watching him at work in this film is like watching a golden sunset on a cool spring day. He is jaw-dropping gorgeous. He is Adonis incarnate. And he gets to play a great gay character! That's just awesome! 
 
I would have thought that John Waters' hilarious and perverse
"Polyester" would have rendered a film like "Die, Mommie, Die" repetitious and obsolete. After all, when it was made in 1981, Waters made no secret that his film was also a homage of Sirk. And while Busch is certainly no Divine, their massive differences only aid in making this film it's own unique entry into the sub- sub-genre of campy tribute films. Here Busch essays the underappreciated suburban women of all those 50's films not with bombast and unglamorous whimpering of Divine but rather the strength and hyper-glamour of a modern day drag queen.
 

Busch's model is much more a homage to the sort of woman that permeated films of that era than the parody that Divine offered up. To be sure, both caricatures have their own unique, inherent joys, but Busch's version is softer, more subtle and more ambitious in representation (while also somehow being more fierce and more stoic). Whereas Divine was like the bad train-wreck aftereffects of a acid trip gone horribly wrong, Busch is no less unappealing than a glass of moderately priced champagne. 
 
Busch is truly in his element here and he owns the movie. Its nice to see him at play with Sands, their mother and son love reflecting a gay sensibility and evoking the sort of strength 50's suburban melodrama heroines often embodied. By reflecting a modern mother's acceptance of her son's homosexuality, yet crammed into a 50's timeframe, Busch's Arden reminds us of just how wonderful those glamourous women were and
what we, as gay men, found so attractive in them as well. And with Priestly in tow as a bisexual pretty boy who beds mother, daughter and son, well... this is a film that truly does have it all! 
Pack up a pick-up truck with all your campy gay friends, scoot on over to your local arthouse and catch "Die, Mommie, Die" when it comes to your town. Even with all the melodrama, double-crosses, hidden secrets and evil motivations at play, this film is nothing but pure unadulterated fun! Sands even gets naked in the film and, like Busch's humorous smirking, it is a spectacular cinematic moment that will only leave you wanting more! 
 
Notes: 
Also with Frances Conroy and Nora Dunn. (Yahoo's internet guru Greg Dean Schwartz of Greg's Previews fame listed Sara Gilbert in the film but I don't believe she was in the version I saw). 
Directed by Mark Rucker, a stage director who makes his film debut here.

Screenplay by Busch based on his stage play (which oddly had the title spelled "Mommy"). Produced by Anthony Edward's production company. Busch won a "Special Jury Prize" for "Outstanding Dramatic Performance" when the film premiered at Sundance 2003. Sundance Films also picked up
the film for distribution and it will begin a limited run in the US on
10/31/2003. 
Viewed at Agliff 2003 - Last Day, 9/1, Monday, Labor Day

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